60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
sweetlovesong: stillholdingitalltogether: bluelady: peanutbutterrockets: issatwothree: —randomshizznit: lostinyoureyess: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls: 1. Girls hate it when guys say perverted things. 2. Girls like to be told that they’re beautiful, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. It just gives more meaning. 3. Girls love to feel special, even though they might...
lalalapot: bigfatbitch: nerdsarehotxx: triciamesina06: chrstllthrs: nadiavaleza: ainako: alexrellosa: maimaiohmai: monalisasmileee: quotesforthebaddays: childlikefairytales: borderlinee: rawrxja: chrissslol: Socially Awkward Situation #1: You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other guy just coughed, now you have to wait. Socially Awkward Situation #2: Someone calls...
Zodiac & Personalities.
fizzlemahsizzle: poopingmonkey: eybisidieyelayay:ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours....
'Avatar' breaks 'Titanic' worldwide record | THR →
popculturebrain: What so many thought could never happen just did. The king has fallen…to the exact same king. The only question now is how will Cameron ever ever top this, or should he even try? Lets not forget all this doesn’t count for inflation, so if you really despise Avatar, relish in this fact… Still champ is “Gone With the Wind,” which grossed $400 million worldwide in 1939, now worth...
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
IKEE!!! LIZZIE!!! =)))
43 Things A Girl Wishes Their Boyfriend Knew
yabaissu: berrymunchkin: momoiro-sora: mixep: spiffyrawr: #1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away. #2 When she misses you, she’s hurting inside. #3 When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers. #4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her. #5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. #6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don’t let her go....
Worked for me :)
brighterthangems: dgduranxx: waitalittlelonger: perfectsparks: twistlickndunk: francesburger: itransformlikeoptimusprime: DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON’T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADNT. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. (note from Makani)This really made my heart like jump into my throat. It is majorly creepifying. Honestly I did not even cheat, and it came out with...